Trust me
More cartoons
Wednesday
Protein obsession
Include Harrods
‘Will that include Harrods?’
This is normal
‘I worry that his algorithms are telling him this is normal…’
Why wasn’t he put on Ozempic?
‘Why wasn’t he put on Ozempic?’
‘And “Cut”.’
‘And “Cut”.’
Wednesday
Why are the public so out of touch with us?
‘Why are the public so out of touch with us?’
If the magic money tree can make a comeback…
‘If the magic money tree can make a comeback, I have high hopes for the future.’
Boost defence spending
Yusuf returns
A bottle of your robust red to go with the gentle parenting
‘A bottle of your robust red to go with the gentle parenting.’
You’ve got Kemi
Take me to your fat jabs
‘Take me to your fat jabs.’
I don’t suppose you’d consider a U-turn?
‘I don’t suppose you’d consider a U-turn?’
Which service do you require?
‘Which service do you require – fire, police, ambulance or Robert Jenrick?’
Blood donor…
Wednesday
Not Nigel Farage
‘Let’s be realistic about these wishes – I’m not Nigel Farage’
I’m ex-forces
‘I’m ex-forces, so… I’ve had worse accommodation.’
Listening to TikTok videos without headphones?
‘Listening to TikTok videos without headphones? Seems reasonable to me...’