We met on a hating app
‘We met on a hating app.’
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Wednesday
What do you have that goes with Mounjaro?
‘What do you have that goes with Mounjaro?’
It doesn’t comply
‘It doesn’t comply with building regs.’
During my holidays
Intimacy co-ordinator
‘So, how long have you been an intimacy co-ordinator?’
Sandcastle
Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?
‘Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?’
I couldn’t get a childcare place
We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners
‘We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners and then we take over the world.’
They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade
‘They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade.’
Wednesday
Stand by
‘Stand by for Farage deportations!’
That makes you look really silly
In the UK you can smell skunk on every street corner
‘Apparently in the UK you can smell skunk on every street corner...’
I think he wants to go out
Data harvest festival
We’re moving to Dubai
‘That’s it – we’re moving to Dubai.’
‘This is beginning to escalate.’
‘This is beginning to escalate.’
We’ve spent a fortune
‘We’ve spent a fortune on reducing our property’s value.’
