The government’s approach
‘The government’s approach to planning has really changed.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Evening some
Le Pen convicted
I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat
‘I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat.’
You haven’t seen Adolescence?
‘You haven’t seen Adolescence?!’
Press play
‘Run along and press play.’
Rare, medium or Tesla?
‘How would you like your steak cooked – rare, medium or Tesla?’
How far can it travel
‘How far can it travel before you receive insults?’
Christmas decorations in the shops
‘I won’t believe it’s spring until I see Christmas decorations in the shops.’
Euro lottery win
‘We haven’t let the Euro lottery win change our lives – we’re still on benefits.’
Wednesday
Can’t work or won’t work
‘Are you “can’t work” or “won’t work”?’
Deep reflection
I have a women problem
‘I have a women problem.’
Background-checks
‘It will take a few minutes, I’m just running some background checks.’
If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?
‘If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?’
Unfortunately, you’ve won the car…
‘Unfortunately, you’ve won the car…’
Scatter cushions
‘Ugh! Scatter cushions.’
Doomscrolling
‘Oh will you stop doomscrolling!’