She swears like an education secretary
‘She swears like an education secretary.’

‘She swears like an education secretary.’
‘I don’t suppose you used Raac?’
‘So I’ve called this meeting to clear the air.’
‘Mind if I vape?’
‘There’s no school because the building isn’t safe.’
‘Gingerbread’s safer than concrete.’
‘I knew I shouldn’t have built my house with Raac. Can I stay with you?’
‘You’ll meet a tall, dark stranger online. Unfortunately he’ll live in the Ulez zone.’
‘It’s not fair! All my friends are pathologised – why can’t I be?’
‘Up a bit...’
‘Do you remember your first unwanted kiss?’
‘Which free tote goes best?’
‘Look! Someone is stealing our doorbell camera!’