Let Rishi be Rishi
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Wednesday
Get your burglary made into a TV drama
‘Get your burglary made into a TV drama and we’ll get back to you.’
I can’t find enough men for a press gang
‘Due to manpower shortages, I can’t find enough men for a press gang.’
Shipping forecast
Please stop tearing up the post
‘I know you’re angry, but please stop tearing up the post.’
Sex tape
‘Apparently there’s a sex tape.’
I’m worried about how much time he spends online
‘I’m worried about how much time he spends online. Do you think we should Google it?’
This is the last time I do dry January
I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts
‘I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts.’
Wednesday
Rodin’s undecided voter
Failing Dry January
‘What do you recommend to go with failing Dry January?’
Red Sea
‘This is the Red Sea – I’m not taking chances.’
They arrived within minutes and said there was nothing they could do
‘The police were very good. They arrived within minutes and said there was nothing they could do.’