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Wednesday
Booky wook
‘I hope they throw the booky wook at him.’
I said we’re not supposed to chat
‘I said we’re not supposed to chat – people don’t like it.’
It was a steal
Rent’s gone up again
‘Rent’s gone up again.’
Wednesday
It’s not Lee Anderson’s fault
‘It’s not Lee Anderson’s fault – it’s his master who can’t control him.’
Shoplift
‘We’ll have to shoplift elsewhere now’
Striking from home
There are Chinese spies in Westminster
‘Did you hear that? There are Chinese spies in Westminster.’
An escaped prisoner comes as standard
‘An escaped prisoner comes as standard.’
Put me down
Dangerous puppy
‘Dad, can I have a dangerous puppy?’
Wednesday
She swears like an education secretary
‘She swears like an education secretary.’
I don’t suppose you used Raac?
‘I don’t suppose you used Raac?’
So I’ve called this meeting to clear the air
‘So I’ve called this meeting to clear the air.’
Mortarboard
Mind if I vape?
‘Mind if I vape?’
No school
‘There’s no school because the building isn’t safe.’