William’s plan to end homelessness
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Wednesday
There are no AI robots under your bed
‘See, there are no AI robots under your bed.’
Wednesday
The boy who self-identifies as a dog ate my homework, sir
‘The boy who self-identifies as a dog ate my homework, sir.’
Get me a bigger table
I’ve heard you can turn it into wine…
‘I’ve heard you can turn it into wine…’
There’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup
‘Waiter – there’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup.’
These are our low fixed-rate mortgages…
‘And these are our low fixed-rate mortgages…’
Pawn shop
Not surprised
‘At 5.7 per cent I’m not surprised.’
Shortage of English teachers
Your cup runneth over
‘Your cup runneth over.’
I’m listening to a podcast on how the art of conversation is dead
‘Do you mind? I’m listening to a podcast on how the art of conversation is dead.’
Wednesday
Mortgage misery
‘What sort of mortgage misery are you looking for?’
Bad news…
One day, son, all this won’t be about Boris Johnson
‘One day, son, all this won’t be about Boris Johnson.’
Just leave her be
‘Just leave her be – she identifies as a cat.’
AI poetry generator
If it’s pain you’re after
‘If it’s pain you’re after...’