What ideologies did you learn at school today?
‘What ideologies did you learn at school today?’

‘What ideologies did you learn at school today?’
‘Which author would you like to cancel?’
‘Why are you in detention?’
‘So... let’s assemble a school.’
‘We think you might be our son’s teacher.’
‘The dog sensitivity-read my homework.’
‘Sue Gray cracked the civil service code’
‘It’s the case against Boris Johnson’
‘It was a wood-burner but we converted it to books.’
‘Oh, and Mick, don’t play “Sympathy for the Devil” – it might imply support for Putin’
‘I don’t care what the Prime Minister says – he’s not touching our small boats.’
‘These are the uncensored versions of older books.’
‘Is it me – or is it getting heavier?’
‘I’ve come as Roald Dahl, miss. Turning in his grave’