Showing worrying signs of being a future PM
‘Your son is showing worrying signs of being a future PM.’
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Thursday
Strong languages department
‘We have a strong languages department.’
It’s in a catchment area for a great school
‘Ah! But it’s in a catchment area for a great school!’
Fly school
We’re in the school catchment area
‘Oh no! We’re in the school catchment area.’
Too late
One for the price of three
‘Is it me – or are things getting worse?’
Not long now
Recreating their natural environment
Martin Lewis
Stockpiling energy
‘I’m stockpiling energy.’
The land of our dreams
‘We’re almost at the land of our dreams – I can smell the raw sewage.’
I was wearing my bullock-proof vest
Thank god I was wearing my bullock-proof vest!’
More protein
‘Have you tried eating more protein? It will make you feel fuller for longer.’
Rights of passengers
‘I’m standing up for the rights of passengers – because there’s nowhere to sit down.’
Thursday
You’re through to NHS 111
‘Hello, you’re through to NHS 111...’
How to save money
‘We could always die.’