I planted that story about me being away
‘I’m afraid I planted that story about me being away.’
More cartoons
Thursday
The artificial lawn could do with vacuuming
‘The artificial lawn could do with vacuuming.’
Drought
Storm warning
‘Meteorological, political, military or financial?’
Costa del crisis
Just managed to fill it in time
‘I just managed to fill it in time before the ban here kicked in.’
Thursday
Lack of water
‘And this is our lack of water feature’
When you thought it couldn’t get any more depressing
I’m OK – I’m cleaning my hosepipe
‘I’m OK – I’m cleaning my hosepipe.’
Lured into ordering the siren
‘Did you have to be lured into ordering the siren?’
Silly season
‘Silly season’s here again then.’
Stop these leaks
‘We must stop these leaks.’
There’ll be no pudding
That’s global warming for you
‘That’s global warming for you.’
Yeah, yeah, tell me something I don’t know
‘Yeah, yeah, tell me something I don’t know.’
Shower scene
We heard there’s a dentist in the area
‘We heard there’s a dentist in the area taking new patients.’
Holiday lets
Thursday
One football that isn’t “coming home”
‘This is one football that isn’t “coming home”!’