Airport departure lounge
‘I need a tent, emergency rations, a sleeping bag... and anything else you would recommend for an airport departure lounge.’
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Thursday
School’s out…
‘School’s out. Now for six weeks of bickering and pettiness...’
Helpful list of things
‘We’ve drawn a helpful list of things you can no longer afford.’
The booster seat
‘The booster seat’s for Lord Wilf.’
First opinion
‘Any chance of a first opinion?’
Thursday
Looks like Boris is flying again
‘Looks like Boris is flying again.’
Behaving like a pack of Tory leadership candidates
‘Stop it! You’re behaving like a pack of Tory leadership candidates!’
How does your garden grow?
‘Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, how does your garden grow?’
The four horsemen
Stay hydrated
‘Remember son, it’s very important that you stay hydrated.’
My biggest challenge was getting planning permission
‘My biggest challenge was getting planning permission.’
On a clear day…
‘And they do say on a clear day you can see your GP...’
You shouldn’t be responsible for it
I grant you three wishes
If our flight hadn’t been cancelled…
‘Just think, if our flight hadn’t been cancelled we’d be in the sun right now.’
He parts one sea and we never hear the end of it
‘He parts one sea and we never hear the end of it.’
Marketing reckons we should be using TikTok
‘Marketing reckons we should be using TikTok – can you do a sexy little dance for 15 seconds?’
NNEEEOWWW
Thursday
Lulu Lytle
‘I expect Lulu Lytle will be overly decorated.’