I’m a championship-winning footballer
‘I’m a championship-winning footballer trapped in a man’s body.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Planet Liz
Stuff the House of Lords
I bought baby her first booties
‘I bought baby her first booties!’
I have thousands of tweets in me
‘I don’t know about a book, but I have thousands of tweets in me.’
I’m worried about Beth
‘I’m worried about Beth. She doesn’t seem to like football like other girls.’
If they shouldn’t be here
‘If they shouldn’t be here, we should send them to Rwanda.’
The summer of 1976
They’re playing doctors and nurses
‘Oh look. They’re playing doctors and nurses.’
I’m getting it piped over from Dorset
‘It’s all legal. I’m getting it piped over from Dorset.’
Thursday
I’m terribly sorry
‘I’m terribly sorry, we’ve had to put a cap on numbers.’
Miss our boat
‘Looks like we’ll miss our boat.’
Look silly
‘We’ve really made J.K. Rowling look silly.’
NHS on its knees
... which both need operations
