Chickenpox was last week
‘Chickenpox was last week. This is the monkeypox party.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Tank half full
‘I’m more of a tank-half-full kind of guy.’
Soho sex shop
Max! You’re not in the House of Commons
‘Max! You’re not in the House of Commons.’
Oh look!
‘Oh look! A bank.’
With the price of these strawberries, it feels like we’re really there
‘With the price of these strawberries, it feels like we’re really there.’
His classical reading habit’s been somewhat pertinent recently
‘His classical reading habit’s been somewhat pertinent recently.’
Thursday
When you promised me a treehouse I knew it would never happen
‘When you promised me a treehouse I knew it would never happen.’
Been to Glastonbury
‘So, what makes you think we’ve been to Glastonbury?’
I completely agree with you
‘Pssst, I completely agree with you.’
Mind if I leave you on overnight?
An unlikely couple
‘I always said Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall made an unlikely couple.’
Taking money from Qatar
‘I expect you think I’m bonkers for taking money from Qatar.’
His first steps backwards
‘Oh look! He’s taking his first steps backwards.’
Wimbledon 2022
Leather goods
‘A suitcase? Certainly, Sir. Is it for wine or cash?’
Shouldn’t you be out catching criminals
‘Shouldn’t you be out catching criminals?’
Policing comedy
Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth
‘Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth.’
Thursday
Don’t get too excited
‘Don’t get too excited… this one’s public anger.’
