Penny for the guy
More cartoons
Thursday
Our asylum system is broken
‘Well, the lunatics are running it.’
Holding facility
Affected by any of the prices in this supermarket
Did the government deliver while I was out?
‘Did the government deliver while I was out?’
Welcome to Manston
‘Welcome to Manston for another year of “I’m an asylum seeker, get me out of here!”’
Early eviction
‘I predict an early eviction. It’ll be Hancock’s half hour.’
Chinese Communist Party
Thursday
Services to Trussonomics
‘…for services to Trussonomics…’
This milk has gone off…
Are eras getting shorter these days?
‘Is it just me or are eras getting shorter these days?’
Latest Tory leadership election
You have seven seconds on the Liz Truss premiership
‘You have seven seconds on the Liz Truss premiership, starting now…’
Cut out all treats
‘Sorry kids, we’ve had to cut out all treats this year.’