The Battle for Britain | 1 May 2021
Cartoons
Never more than six feet
‘They say you’re never more than six feet away from a chatty rat.’
I’ve missed having a nice cold beer
‘I’ve missed having a nice cold beer.’
Let’s play War
‘Let’s play War. I’ll be Chatty Rat and you be Foolish and Unethical.’
Do more stuff
‘So in conclusion we’ve decided that you need to do more stuff, but do it better. That’ll be £439 million please.’
He’s furious
‘He’s furious that reality won’t agree with him.’
Matter of fact
Matter-of-fact finding mission
All the stops
‘To be fair, the government is pulling out all the stops to help meet it.’
‘It’s you, isn’t it
‘It’s you, isn’t it? The ‘chatty’ one causing all the trouble’
On second thoughts…
‘On second thoughts, let’s stick with the John Lewis furniture nightmare.’