The Battle for Britain | 13 January 2024
Cartoons
I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts
‘I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts.’
I’m worried about how much time he spends online
‘I’m worried about how much time he spends online. Do you think we should Google it?’
Sex tape
‘Apparently there’s a sex tape.’
Please stop tearing up the post
‘I know you’re angry, but please stop tearing up the post.’
I can’t find enough men for a press gang
‘Due to manpower shortages, I can’t find enough men for a press gang.’
Get your burglary made into a TV drama
‘Get your burglary made into a TV drama and we’ll get back to you.’
Just speeding up the compensation process
‘Just speeding up the compensation process.’
January is a lousy time
‘January is a lousy time to give up alcohol.’
