The Battle for Britain | 17 May 2025

‘I forget, are we living with you, or are you still living with us?’
‘Their worst punishment would be having to share a cell.’
‘Brexity books? What Brexity books?’
‘I hope this bakery is worth it.’
‘I hope we’re not an island of strangers.’
‘Anyone legally defined as a woman and children first.’
‘Will there ever be peace between David and Brooklyn Beckham?’
‘Fortunately this issue isn’t important to me.’
‘Why is there nobody in this country who wants to look after Mum?’
‘I tried following Nigel Farage and now I’m hooked.’
‘There’s nothing I like more than to lose myself in a good book.’