One little fire and we’re back to the stone age

‘I love it here. Birmingham is the tops.’
‘We remember when Labour used to be nice.’
‘Can I be excused on the grounds of mental health?’
‘Sell sourdough, buy crumpets!’
‘So, anyway, when I was diagnosed as ADHD it just explained everything.’
‘It’s no good, I can’t clear my head of thoughts about Trump.’
‘Oh no – the Messiah has a Farage complex!’
‘Hand in your homework? That service is only available online now.’
‘I wouldn’t want to be Tesla’s head of sales’
‘They’ve reached a new Lowe.’
Death class
‘Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to woke we go.’
‘Am I hitting my diversity targets?’