Anti-establishment
‘We need to bring down the anti-establishment.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
He had gone to see The Brutalist
‘Panic over – he had gone to see The Brutalist.’
I’ve lost my taste for alcohol
‘I’ve lost my taste for alcohol, but I’m determined to get it back.’
Hide and DeepSeek
Hide and DeepSeek
Life on paws
‘I put my life on paws.’
The wife’s funeral dragged on a bit
‘Sorry I’m late – the wife’s funeral dragged on a bit.’
One-word judgements
We’re finished
‘If Donald Trump hits us with tariffs, we’re finished.’
By the time we get out
‘By the time we get out they’ll have built the third runway.’
It was affecting their mental health
‘It was affecting their mental health, so I’ve had to rewrite history.’
Wednesday
You’ve been cleared for takeoff
‘You’ve been cleared for takeoff.’
New world order
‘Well, no one told me there was a new world order.’
They will get worse
‘I know things look bad now but they will get worse.’
Serious about growth
‘If you’re serious about growth...’
Rewilding initiative
‘I’m not sure about this rewilding initiative.’
Not diverse
‘It has come to our attention that you are not diverse.’
What’s wrong with me, Doc?
‘What’s wrong with me, Doc? I don’t feel anxious, depressed, suicidal or paranoid.’
Veganuary’s over
‘Veganuary’s over.’
Homework was hard
‘Homework was hard – I couldn’t decide whether to use ChatGPT or DeepSeek.’