It’s not the first time she’s gone missing
‘It’s not the first time she’s gone missing, but she’s never taken my Oyster card before.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
If Daisy doesn’t present a list of her completed chores she can’t have any pizza…
‘Yes Mr Musk, if Daisy doesn’t present a list of her completed chores she can’t have any pizza...’
I can’t wait
‘I can’t wait to go outside to see if the humans have obliterated themselves.’
Writer’s block
Writer’s block
I write shocking reality
You need to build 2.5 houses every minute
‘To hit Labour’s target, you need to build 2.5 houses every minute.’
Wednesday
I prefer the British approach
‘I prefer the British approach of breaking things slowly.’
It’s a negotiating tactic
I refuse to turn water into non-alcoholic wine
‘I refuse to turn water into non-alcoholic wine.’
They’re busy creating the next scandal
‘They’re busy creating the next scandal.’
I have a large collection of action figures and model cars
‘If you want a toy boy, I have a large collection of action figures and model cars.’
Welcome to assisted dying
‘Welcome to assisted dying – or to give it its correct title, the NHS.’
Das booth
Dad’s never been happier
‘Dad’s never been happier than since he found out about doomscrolling.’
He wants a seat at the table
‘He wants a seat at the table.’
Another Gen Z survey
It’s quite crowded in here
‘It’s quite crowded in here.’
HS2 bat tunnel
Wednesday
That’s by Ed Miliband
‘Oh, that’s by Ed Miliband.’
