Never’s good for me
‘How about never? Never’s good for me.’
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Thursday
Where do you see yourself?
‘And where do you see yourself in five years’ time?’
No more promises
‘Please, no more promises.’
See you on Freedom Day
‘See you on Freedom Day.’
Hurry up, kids
‘Hurry up, kids — Springwatch is on. You’re missing all the cute animals.’
Crocapoo
‘He’s a crocapoo.’
G7 head home
G7 head home
Thursday
Nearly as much
‘That’s nearly as much as a two-bed fisherman’s cottage’
Gentlemen, this is the new tax rate we’ll be avoiding
‘Gentlemen, this is the new tax rate we’ll be avoiding.’
Take the knee
‘You have to take the knee to read it, apparently.’
Postcard from neighbours
‘It’s a postcard from our neighbours on staycation next door.’
Predatory behaviour
‘Frankly we’re tired of your predatory behaviour.’
Sausage war
We’re not migrants
‘We’re not migrants — we’re just trying to get back from Portugal!’
Freedom Day
Jeanette W Book burning
Rules of the game
‘I’ll never understand the rules of the game!’
Socialising again
‘Great to be out socialising again.’
Grace period
‘Before we begin, shall we say grace period?’
Amber Solaire
