‘This is beginning to escalate.’
‘This is beginning to escalate.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
We’ve spent a fortune
‘We’ve spent a fortune on reducing our property’s value.’
Wednesday
Fat cat
‘Inside every fat cat there’s a fatter cat trying to get out.’
Kowtow
'The art of the kneel'
Here come the flag police
‘Quick son – here come the flag police.’
When I get to Britain I want to be so rich the wealth tax forces me to leave the country
‘When I get to Britain I want to be so rich the wealth tax forces me to leave the country.’
I have security guarantees
Some good news for a change
‘Some good news for a change.’
It started on social media
‘It started on social media.’
Heart attack
‘He was so shocked I passed he had a heart attack.’
The rain in Spain comes mainly from the plane
Wednesday
Nine or ten?
‘Nine or ten exclamation marks?’
It’s a boy who will transition to a woman
‘It’s a boy who will transition to a woman.’
Keeps on digging
‘The government just keeps on digging.’
You should get out and enjoy life before settling down to run a local council
‘Darling, you should get out and enjoy life before settling down to run a local council.’
Ten shillings
‘I preferred it when Grandpa gave us ten shillings.’
Eyeliner
‘We’ve stocked up on eyeliner.’