You’re not allowed to wear shorts
More cartoons
Wednesday
A more interesting specimen
‘You could have picked a more interesting specimen.’
Have they finished HS2 yet?
‘Have they finished HS2 yet?’
We’re spending the day with my Dad
‘We’re spending the day with my Dad – he gets lonely on his own.’
It’ll be a country within a country
‘It’ll be so big, it’ll be a country within a country – namely ours.’
Wednesday
If it’s world war three
‘If it’s world war three it’s time to head for the bunker!’
Protein obsession
Include Harrods
‘Will that include Harrods?’
This is normal
‘I worry that his algorithms are telling him this is normal…’
Why wasn’t he put on Ozempic?
‘Why wasn’t he put on Ozempic?’
‘And “Cut”.’
‘And “Cut”.’
Wednesday
Why are the public so out of touch with us?
‘Why are the public so out of touch with us?’
If the magic money tree can make a comeback…
‘If the magic money tree can make a comeback, I have high hopes for the future.’
Boost defence spending
Yusuf returns
A bottle of your robust red to go with the gentle parenting
‘A bottle of your robust red to go with the gentle parenting.’