We need a photo for proof of delivery
‘We need a photo for proof of delivery.’
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Wednesday
This isn’t at all what I imagined
‘Well, this isn’t at all what I imagined.’
Papal conclave
Great news!
‘Great news! I’ve found out what a woman is.’
Biological sex debate
We’re choosing a new leader
‘We’re choosing a new leader.’
It’s nice to see blue rinse is popular again
‘It’s nice to see blue rinse is popular again.’
It’s that lovely couple
‘It’s that lovely couple we met in Birmingham.’
Gail and I are staying together
‘Gail and I are staying together for the sake of the pets.’
I think it’s another article written by AI
‘I think it’s another article written by AI.’
Tuesday
I’ve been too generous for too long
‘I’ve been too generous for too long.’
Keep the furnaces going
‘We understand that youcan keep the furnaces going.’
No sugar
‘No sugar – it’s safer to eat the plastic toy!’
The damage is permanent
Your guess is as good as mine
‘Your guess is as good as mine.’
I can’t help thinking
‘I can’t help thinking this would make a good book.’
God, he’s depressing company
‘God, he’s depressing company.’
Worshipping from home
‘Giles has been “worshipping from home” for the last three years.’
It can go from 0
‘It can go from 0 to a stolen phone in under eight seconds.’