‘Would anyone like to say anything offensive about the deceased?’
‘Would anyone like to say anything offensive about the deceased?’
More cartoons
Wednesday
The high street
‘I’m cautioning you for moaning about police overreach.’
‘I’m cautioning you for moaning about police overreach.’
We need you to vet the next ambassador to Washington.
‘We need you to vet the next ambassador to Washington.’
You will be a good boy.
‘You will be a good boy.’
‘Don’t tell anyone, but it’s my emotional support parrot.’
‘Don’t tell anyone, but it’s my emotional support parrot.’
Simon might say, Mother, but AI thinks different.
‘Simon might say, Mother, but AI thinks different.’
‘You mustn’t think you’re a failure just because you got into Oxford.’
‘You mustn’t think you’re a failure just because you got into Oxford.’
I wasn’t much impressed by Orion’s Belt. I give it three stars.
‘I wasn’t much impressed by Orion’s Belt. I give it three stars.’
Halloween Christmas
One in one out
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
Wednesday
Did you just criticise
‘Did you just criticise Netanyahu?’
You’ll be so rich
‘You’ll be so rich that Peter Mandelson’s going to be fatally attracted to you.’
What have we done to deserve this?
‘What have we done to deserve this? Trump this week, Harry last week...’
Starmer incompetent or unlucky?
Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?
‘Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?’
I’m so excited about the prospect of a new Labour deputy leader
‘I can’t sleep, I’m so excited about the prospect of a new Labour deputy leader.’
Other Tories
‘I’m a former Tory voter looking for other Tories...’
