You’re not allowed to wear shorts

‘You could have picked a more interesting specimen.’
‘Have they finished HS2 yet?’
‘We’re spending the day with my Dad – he gets lonely on his own.’
‘It’ll be so big, it’ll be a country within a country – namely ours.’
‘If it’s world war three it’s time to head for the bunker!’
‘Will that include Harrods?’
‘I worry that his algorithms are telling him this is normal…’
‘Why wasn’t he put on Ozempic?’
‘And “Cut”.’
‘Why are the public so out of touch with us?’
‘If the magic money tree can make a comeback, I have high hopes for the future.’
‘A bottle of your robust red to go with the gentle parenting.’