Coping strategy
More cartoons
Wednesday
‘The former Duke of York was marched to the top of the hill and left there.’
‘The former Duke of York was marched to the top of the hill and left there.’
Louvre had terrible security
Wednesday
‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
I want the credit for this!
‘I want the credit for this!’
Trigger or treat?
‘Trigger or treat?’
The Louvre Heist
The light is more flattering
‘The light is more flattering.’
Thank God Snapchat’s back… they started asking me about my sex life.
‘Thank God Snapchat’s back… they started asking me about my sex life.’
‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’
‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’
‘Terry is a great believer in the freedom of hate speech.’
‘Terry is a great believer in the freedom of hate speech.’
The Belittled Prince
The Belittled Prince
‘Can’t you even be a little bit woke, just for politeness’s sake?’
‘Can’t you even be a little bit woke, just for politeness’s sake?’
Nobody’s girl
I’ve had to learn how to throw it myself
‘I’ve had to learn how to throw it myself.’
Wednesday
I’ve said I don’t want Tony Blair at our Christmas drinks – but what if he turns up anyway?
‘I’ve said I don’t want Tony Blair at our Christmas drinks – but what if he turns up anyway?’
‘Before you decide, remember where all the toys and goodies come from’
‘Before you decide, remember where all the toys and goodies come from’
‘A treble whisky please – I’m doing sober October.’
‘A treble whisky please – I’m doing sober October.’
I think it’s time you accepted the world has gone mad.
‘I think it’s time you accepted the world has gone mad.’