She’s been unbearable
‘She’s been unbearable since she started the Ozempic.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Wednesday
Which pop group?
‘Which pop group did you disapprove of in the war, Daddy?’
We couldn’t find a candle
‘We couldn’t find a candle, so Nigel Farage gave us a cigarette to use instead.’
Keir Starmer has learned to roll over, babble and crawl
‘After one year Keir Starmer has learned to roll over, babble and crawl.’
Hot and irritable
‘I’m feeling so hot and irritable, I’m joining in the BBC pile-on’
I could murder a pint
‘All I said was “I could murder a pint.”’
Oh no!
‘Oh no! Trump’s still coming!’
Labour backbenchers can smell blood from ten miles away
Starmer’s latest wobble
All children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?
‘I know all children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?’
Glastonbury live streaming
Are we there yet?
‘Are we there yet? I’ve got a food delivery order to pick up.’
New role
Anti-DEI
‘You’re our new anti-DEI hire.’
50% off all strawberry vapes
Wednesday
We need cheering up
‘We need cheering up, Grandpa – tell us about the Cuban Missile Crisis.’
I hope to win
