Honeymoon suite

‘Have we got any books that aren’t about the Beatles?’
‘You had it easy with children, Mum – no ADHD, depression or anxiety.’
‘We’re living in the best of times.’
‘The government’s approach to planning has really changed.’
‘I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat.’
‘You haven’t seen Adolescence?!’
‘Run along and press play.’
‘How would you like your steak cooked – rare, medium or Tesla?’
‘How far can it travel before you receive insults?’
‘I won’t believe it’s spring until I see Christmas decorations in the shops.’
‘We haven’t let the Euro lottery win change our lives – we’re still on benefits.’
‘Are you “can’t work” or “won’t work”?’