The Battle for Britain | 5 July 2025
Cartoons
Are we there yet?
‘Are we there yet? I’ve got a food delivery order to pick up.’
All children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?
‘I know all children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?’
Oh no!
‘Oh no! Trump’s still coming!’
I could murder a pint
‘All I said was “I could murder a pint.”’
Keir Starmer has learned to roll over, babble and crawl
‘After one year Keir Starmer has learned to roll over, babble and crawl.’
Hot and irritable
‘I’m feeling so hot and irritable, I’m joining in the BBC pile-on’
We couldn’t find a candle
‘We couldn’t find a candle, so Nigel Farage gave us a cigarette to use instead.’
Which pop group?
‘Which pop group did you disapprove of in the war, Daddy?’
